Have you ever wished you could commemorate the 70th birthday of Swillardio, but thought to yourself: "I can't do that AND wear socks at the same time!" Well, now you can. And you can look good doing it.
These socks feature two realistic characters: a kazoo and a whoopie cushion, both of whom are enthusiastically wishing Swillard a happy birthday. The whoopie cushion is extremely enthusiastic, in fact. Almost unsettlingly so.
Special note: these socks look best when worn with shorts or on the outside of pants.